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ClubFord • Vezi subiect - UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN
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Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

11 Mar 2009, 20:54

Te rog frumos !!! Chestiile alea pe care si le scot din nas se numesc "minimarţieni" :)

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

11 Mar 2009, 21:14

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

11 Mar 2009, 22:08

Bai frate,nu inteleg de ce inainte era un presedinte si 40 de ministri,ca asa le si spunea:Ali Baba si cei 40 de hoti si acum ne trebuie atatea partide,consilieri,paraconsilieri,parlamentari,senatori,case protocol,vacante in Miami,in interes de servici,etc.
Ma uit la mine in oras,un amarat de oras de max.3 km,lumea moare de foame,dar in fiecare zi mai apare un sediu de banca,de cred ca nu costa toate blocurile din oras,cat costa un sediu de acesta de banca.
Nu inteleg cum dracu,tara e in criza,totul e in faliment,dar rasar bancile,ca ciupercile dupa ploaie,ce regret si ma injur singur ca am participat[mare erou],ca bou,la revolutie.
Au terminat toti banii din tara si acum vor sa faca imprumuturi la UE,sa vezi ce se bat pe ei,un sfert pentru alegeri si trei sferturi la furat,iar daca ii intrebi,spun ca ia bagat in drumuri,infrastructura etc. :-t :( :-O :-?? :((

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

11 Mar 2009, 23:50

Off-topic (?). Acum 19 ani un fost mare comunist zicea ca Romaniei ii trebuie 20 de ani ca sa ajunga in rindul tarilor civilizate. Saracu', a dat coltu' intre timp si cred ca s-a distrat pina in ultimul ceas ca ne-a dat o valoare total gresita...Probabil ca forumul asta o sa-si serbeze lejer majoratu' pina cind noi o sa avem macar 100 de km de autostrada belgiana (sau olandeza, ca si alea sunt luminate de zici ca mergi pe Magheru) si nu e exclus ca la momentul cind o s-avem aia 100 km multi dintre membrii forumului sa scrie de undeva de peste mai multe granite...
On-topic. Acum aproape 2 ani pe E85 am intrat sub un tir care ocupa aproape toata jumatatea aia de banda de pe margine pentru ca din sensul celalalt s-a trezit un flacau dintr-o coloana ca e momentul optim sa-si depaseasca coloana intrand in fata mea (nu mai tin minte ce era, s-a sters la contactul cu tirul - deh, traumatism cranio-cerebral, alea, alea). Nu doresc nimanui "senzatia" sa-ti scoti sotia plina de singe si la un fir de par de moarte dintre fiarele contorsionate. Norocul nostru a fost c-a venit ambulanta repede si ca am avut PRIETENI care ne-au ajutat cum poate ca nu s-ar fi ajutat pe ei insisi. Inca ma trezesc noaptea din somn s-o verific ca doarme linga mine si ca e zdravana. Ca sa ma "laud" si eu, in 13 ani de cind am permis am incasat 2 amenzi c-am trecut pe galben. POT SA PUN POVESTEA ASTA PE YOUTUBE S-O VADA SI TARZANU' NOSTRU?

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

12 Mar 2009, 10:11

Revenind la cretinul care a dat ocazia crearii acestui topic, se pare ca nu va scapa asa usor. Aviz altor persoane care considera comportamentul respectiv ca fiind normal.

"Copies of the tape are now being viewed by traffic poilce officers throughout Europe as they try to track down the driver. "
Sursa: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... orway.html

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

12 Mar 2009, 10:40

Pe mutantul asta l-ati vazut :-t ?


dar pe asta :-t ?


Trebuie sa facem iar cursuri de soferie dar ....de data asta de pilotaj defensiv ca sa invatzam cum sa ne ferim de asemenea specimene. :(

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

12 Mar 2009, 12:33

Saptamana aceasta am facut doua drumuri Bucuresti-Constanta si mai fac si maine unul.
De fiecare data un TIR era sa scape in sant fara sa fie deranjat de ceva, cineva.
Din senin a luat-o spre dreapta si s-a redresat in ultima clipa, lasand in urma un nor de praf. Eu eram in spatele lor la una sau doua masini. Ala de ieri chiar a fost la limita si era sa produc eu un accident pentru ca am vazut faza imediat si am franat, noroc ca cel din spatele meu nu-mi facea marcaj strans. Evident ca i-am urat de bine de la maimuta la Pentium 8.
Cu siguranta aceste derapaje au fost rezultatul neatentiei la volan.
Si ati vazut la randul vostru multe d-astea mari care s-au rasturnat in sant...

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

12 Mar 2009, 13:21

:))) e total omu... e fericit .. in prostia lui e fericit .. si chiar si piesa e ok ... :P cat despre felu in care conduce ...mi-se pare un sofer destul de experimentat ..se poate observa ca desi e in culmea fericirii .. e atent la sosea ..si la volan .. stie cand trebuie sa priveasca inainte si cand in alta parte ... un incepator n-ar fi in stare de asa ceva ... cu siguranta !
In rest ... astia suntem .. ce sa-i faci ...

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

13 Mar 2009, 16:00

atunci mi se pare corect ca atunci cand conducem si ne vine cheful de a trage un dans sa nu avem retineri nu? daca ma gandesc mai bine ar incapea fara probleme si un gratar in spatele canapelei . iar daca tot tragem un dans parca ar merge si un sprit si o partenera de dans ca doar este mai frumos dansul in doi .

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

15 Mar 2010, 09:35

UPDATE !!!

"cimpanzeul oligofren" a ramas fara permis pentru 90 de zile ... motivul BAUT LA VOLAN ...

http://www.evz.ro/articole/detalii-arti ... ra-permis/

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

15 Mar 2010, 09:57

nu stiu ce ma face sa cred ca in astea 90 zile va avea parte si de un dosar penal pt condus suspendat... :-"

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

15 Mar 2010, 10:45

@mariusm

vorbeam, acum ceva timp, cu un inspector principal de la ARR (Autoritatea Rutiera Romana) care-mi spunea ca sunt de mult in colimator indivizii "de mai sus" (sic ... "baietii" sunt stiuti) ... din cite mi-a mai spus, la Parlament exista o noua lege a transportatorilor, cit si referiri in proiectul noului cod rutier, statutul de sofer profesionist obtinindu-se in urma licentei de atestare ARR, alaturi de sofer fiind responsabil, IN SOLIDAR si inspectorul care emite licenta ( asta pentru cei care se gindesc ca vor "rezolva problema" cu "o spaga acolo" ), testul psihologic si testul de aptitudini, devenind obligatoriu si cu validitate limitata in timp. Politia nu v-a mai emite permise de conducere decit pentru categorii inferioare ( A, B ) pentru soferi amatori si permis de cunostinte rutiere si legislatie rutiera pentru soferii profesioanisti ( permisul NU va fi suficient pentru a profesa ca sofer profesionist ). Din cite mi-a mai spus proiectul de lege are "inspiratie" germana si incepind cu 2012 va deveni obligatoriu pentru toti transportatorii din toate tarile UE, pentru a se putea unifica si capitolul transporturi in politicile UE

LE ma fac nevoit sa precizez, pentru pentru cei care nu au citit acest topis, ca am TOT RESPECTUL pentru ADEVARATII soferi profesionisti, cei care uita de casa cu saptaminile, care au tot respectul si decenta in trafic, samd ... Meseria de SOFER PROFESIONIST este o munca grea pe care prea putini o cunosc

Re: UN MARE CRETIN LA VOLAN

15 Mar 2010, 11:25

de acord cu tine!
am mai scris eu pe undeva (si sunt convins ca fiecare a intalnit astfel de cazuri) ca de multe ori am gasit pe soselele patriei soferi profesionisti cu adevarat profesionisti, care au un mers constant, care semnalizeaza din timp, care daca e cazul te ajuta sa ii depasesti si in urma carora am mers uneori multi km relaxat.

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17 Mar 2010, 02:27

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17 Mar 2010, 03:29

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17 Mar 2010, 10:03

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