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ClubFord • Vezi subiect - Cum se naste misoginismul--poveste reala
ATENTIE: topicurile care nu isi au locul aici sunt sterse sau inchise fara avertizare, iar userii care continua sa greseasca risca suspendarea contului !
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Cum se naste misoginismul--poveste reala

27 Noi 2007, 23:46

Salutare,
Sa va povestesc ce mi s-a intamplat acum !
ok....
Trebuie sa spun ca pana acum, nu aveam nimic cu femeile la volan!
Din contr, mama soacra e o soferita foarte buna, nevasta la fel!
Pana aici nimic rau!
Acum 20 min m ajuns acasa de la aeroport. Am fost sa imi iau nevasta!
Nu a fost sa fie, zborul de la roma a fost anulat!
BUN, platesc taxa(4 ore ca deh nu au anuntat din timp), si ma urc in masina!
In parcarea de la aeroport mergeam cu 5 Km la ora, sa ma duc sa ies pe la bariere! Cum mergeam eu spre bariera, din fata tasneste o masina cu spatele, dand sa iasa!
Am franat brusc, masina nimic!
Am evitat la cativa cm dezastrul! Claxone nervos si masina opreste!
Coboara o tipa pe la 30 ani, tipand la mine: Ce faci nemernicule, nu dai prioritate?

:shock:
AM RAMAS MUT!--adica tot eu eram cel vinovat!

BUN
O injur birjareste pe tipa, imi aprind o tigara si plec! Stau la colana pe cele 2 poduri ba intr-a-ntaia, ba cu a 2-a!
Trec si de asta
Ajung la Herastraum merg pe acel drum pietruit nenorocit, si o iau in giratoriu, pe banda a doiua, spre Victorie!
Cand sa indrept volanul (iesem din giratoriu), de pe banda 1 o rapandula cu telefonul la ureche venea spre mine!
Franez brusc, claxonez nervos, cel din spatelemeu la fel, taratura a oprit la nici 20 cm de mine!
Deschide geamul, lasa tel jos si zice :SCUZE
Ma sunt eu prost sau ce?
Aprind alta tigara nervos, injurand pe politistii care trec toate cazaturile la examen pt o bucata de p..... sau 150Esi plec mai departe!
Pe la magazimul Vctoria, nu va zic ALTA TIPA CU TEL LA URECHE se misca cand pe o banda cand pe alta, mai mai sa ma streaga cu masina deh, o mana era ocupata
Am injurat, claxonat, si accelerat!
Acum am ajuns cu bine acasa!
Slava Domnului!
Dar va intreb pe voi, CUM SA NU DEVII MISOGIN?

27 Noi 2007, 23:50

bine ai venit in club:))

27 Noi 2007, 23:52

O stii p-aia cu indicatorul de prioritate de dreapta ?

27 Noi 2007, 23:54

SUNT MUT DE UIMIRE!
ma,sunt unele PROASTE RAU!
isi iau permisul apoi sunt accidente umblatoare!

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28 Noi 2007, 00:41

eu zic să te bucuri că ai prins numai 3 în 2 ore...... gîndeşte-te că în fiecare zi sînt tot mai multe... :) iar cantitatea de inteligenţă de pe străzi rămîne constantă, ca să parafrazez un domn mai celebru decît mine... :D

28 Noi 2007, 00:44

mai, daca nu eram atent eu, o puneam de 3 ori!
puii mei!
iar taratura din parcarea aeroprtului, ....imi venea sa o dau capul de capota, apoi sa o pin cu capul sub roata si sa dau inainte-inapoi

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28 Noi 2007, 12:51

O tipa mi-a zis de curand ca sunt un porc ordinar si ca mine gaseste la fiecare colt de strada. Ma recunoasteti? Mi-am facut autoportret. In prealabil eu ii trimisesem un mail in caractere Times New Roman de 72, in ciclam cu mesajul "no hai ia p***". Avand in vedere faptul ca lucreaza in open space si ca jumatate din colegi au vezut acel e-mail eu cred ca nu trebuia sa se supere. Pur si simplu nu a gustat gluma.
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28 Noi 2007, 12:52

Sa se inchida! Cu subiectul asta sa neglijam topicurile despre problemele masinutelor noastre. In plus, subiectul asta dezvoltat o sa ocupe tot spatiu pe server.

28 Noi 2007, 12:54

HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Officer, superb desen!
ca sa nu mai zic de mesajul subtil transmis cu delicatete!
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