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Re: de ce sa nu mai radem putin ?

Mesajde Maskatu » 11 Oct 2008, 07:44

sorry, l-am primit si eu pe mail :P
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Re: de ce sa nu mai radem putin ?

Mesajde bil » 11 Oct 2008, 08:39

E de inteles Maskatu.... a scris 10 obsesii ale romanilor... de 2 ori....probabil ca a ramas si el obsedat de ele (nu de alta...dar e si el roman...nu ???) :))
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Re: de ce sa nu mai radem putin ?

Mesajde DGAlexandru » 12 Oct 2008, 10:45

Oare cand vom putea face si noi la fel cu masinile: http://www.pinkbike.com/video/15382/ ? :-"
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Re: de ce sa nu mai radem putin ?

Mesajde catalin1972 » 13 Oct 2008, 09:28

Explicatia crizei financiare pe intelesul tuturor :

Intr-un satuc de campie, a venit un investitor american , insotit de asistentul lui. A batut la prima usa intalnita si i-a spus
proprietarului: Uite, eu sunt colectionar de broscute. Daca imi aduci o broscuta, am sa iti dau pe ea 10 euro. Taranul a fugit repede in padurea din spatele casei si a luat o broscuta. I-a dat-o investitorului, si-a luat cei 10 euro si le-a spus vecinilor despre ce afacere a facut. A doua zi, fiecare taran s-a dus la investitor cu cate o broscuta, pe care a vandut-o cu 10 euro.
Dupa cateva zile, investitorul le-a spus satenilor: Vad ca afacerea merge. De azi, pentru fiecare broscuta am sa va platesc cate 20 de euro.
Taranii au dat fuga in padure, au cules broscute si le-au predat pentru 20 de euro/bucata, investitorului. Dupa alte cateva zile, acesta s-a intors in SUA presat de afacerile de acolo, lasandu-l pe asistentul lui sa vina cu broscutele dupa cel mult o saptamana. Inainte de a pleca, le-a spus:? Dragii mei, sunt nevoit sa ma intorc urgent in State. Va promit insa ca la intoarcere am sa cumpar de la voi broscutele cu 60 de euro bucata?. Si a plecat, in uralele satenilor fericiti de pleasca ce a dat peste ei. A doua zi, asistentul investitorului a adunat satenii si le-a spus: ?Fratilor, m-am gandit la o afacere pentru voi. Seful meu se va intoarce peste doua saptamani si va va plati cate 60 de euro/broscuta. Daca vreti, vi le vand eu inapoi pentru 35 de euro bucata, iar voi le veti vinde cu 60. Profitul vostru va fi frumusel. Ce spuneti??
Satenii, s-au adunat la sfat si au decis ca o asa afacere nu mai prind ei degraba. Au pus mana de la mana, s-au imprumutat pe la cunoscuti, pe la banci, care pe unde a putut, si au cumparat broscutele inapoi cu 35 de euro bucata. Asistentul investitorului a luat banii, a plecat in SUA, iar pe sateni nu i-a mai cautat nimeni, niciodata. Au ramas cu banii dati, cu imprumuturi scumpe la banci si fara sa detina niciun activ in plus fata de ceea ce aveau inaintea afacerii.
Aceasta este povestea crizei , pe intelesul celor care nu au deprins cotloanele businessului bancar.
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Mesajde wanna » 13 Oct 2008, 15:17

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Mesajde Cornel001 » 13 Oct 2008, 15:32

ce bip e aia ?
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Mesajde wanna » 13 Oct 2008, 15:56

crede-ma ca oricat de serios/serioasa esti, este imposibil sa nu-ti apara un zambet pe fata cand vezi asa ceva =))
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Re: de ce sa nu mai radem putin ?

Mesajde catser » 14 Oct 2008, 11:28

Scrisoare deschisa catre banca mea
de Dan Popa Dan Popa's Weblog
Marţi, 14 octombrie 2008, 11:27 Economie | Finanţe & Bănci


Motto: ”Asociatia Romana a Bancilor a anuntat luni ca va cauta solutii de protectie a sistemului bancar fata de actele de defaimare si denigrare a institutiilor de credit”

Stimata Banca

Sunt unul dintre clientii extrem de multumiti de serviciile cu care ma onorati. Am luat un credit, fie-va Banca binecuvantata. In primul an a fost groaznic. Nimic nu tulbura plictiseala vizitei pentru a va achita ratele. Niciun comision marit, nicio crestere a dobanzii in afara celor anuntate….ajunsesem la limita depresiei. Anul acesta, insa, situatia s-a schimbat si nu stiu cum sa va multumesc pentru asta.

Luna trecuta, mi-am dat seama ca sunteti plini de viata. Mi-ati marit dintr-un foc doua comisioane si fireste, dobanda. Tare m-am mai bucurat, crezusem ca s-a intamplat ceva ca nu dadeati niciun semn de viata. Pana si fata de la ghiseu parea inerta. Se uita prin mine ca prin sticla, de cate ori mergeam sa aduc modestul meu obol la profiturile Dumneavoastra. Nu-mi raspundea niciodata, insa stiam ca in sinea ei se gandeste la binele meu; nu trebuia sa-mi spuna nimeni asta.

Cand mi-ati marit ratele, mi-am sunat mama, prietenii si pe fosta diriginta din generala sa le dau vestea. Tare s-au bucurat si ei. Mi-au si spus ca trebuie sa fiu multumit ca nu m-a calcat o masina, un tren, sau ca nu m-a impuscat cineva, cum s-a intamplat in Texas, cu masacrul acela. Cum sa nu fiu bucuros, iubita banca?

M-am ingrijorat putin si in ziua in care nu am primit extrasul de cont. Am crezut ca vi s-a intamplat ceva. Dar din fericire, sunteti bine si sanatosi. Doar ca si luna trecuta mi-ati trimis extrasul la adresa veche din buletin, unde nu mai sta nimeni de un an, desi v-am comunicat personal, apoi prin email si acum 3 luni si prin fax. Ei, important e ca sunteti bine. Am auzit ca Asociatia Bancilor vrea sa-i termine pe aia care denigreaza banci. Foarte bine le face, draga banca. Sunt niste mizerabili, care vor numai raul sistemului. Ei nu se gandesc o secunda ca si acolo, in banca, tot oameni lucreaza. Ca si ei sunt supusi greselilor. Si cum poti tu, ca roman, sa denigrezi pana la urma un alt roman? S-ar intoarce in mormant Avram Iancu, Balcescu si alti 300 de domnitori pe care n-o sa-i trec aici, ca sa nu le trimiti oferte de produse bancare. Sunt oarecum morti si nici prea multa cultura bancara nu aveau atunci cand au crapat. In fine.

Ti-am scris ca sa iti multumesc pentru tot ce faci pentru mine, draga mea Banca. Daca nu ai fi tu, banii pe care i-as fi economisit i-as fi aruncat pe tot felul de tampenii absolut inutile: carti, filme, calatorii. Stiu insa ca toate acestea mi le vei oferi tot tu, printr-un alt credit, de aceea stau linistit. Sau poate ca, avand mai multi bani la dispozitie, deveneam tinta unor batausi care nu stiu ce-i ala un overdraft sau un DAE.

Pentru ca uite, ma ajuti sa trec cu bine peste toate aceste incercari ale vietii, iti multumesc din suflet Banca mea. Si niciodata nu te voi denigra. Te iubesc.
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Mesajde KomandantuR » 14 Oct 2008, 11:43

E tare asta! Eu am primit ieri o scrisoare de la banca unde am leasing-ul la masina prin care ma anuntau ca au marit dobanda.
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Re: de ce sa nu mai radem putin ?

Mesajde DanielArdelian2 » 14 Oct 2008, 14:07

Impure mathematics


To prove once and for all that math can be fun, we present: Wherein it is related how that paragon of womanly
virtue, young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that notorious villain Curly Pi, and factored (oh horror!!!)
Once upon a time (1/t) pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the boundary
of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent, and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the basis that it was insufficient and made her way in amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns closed in on her from all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Quite suddendly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix, and went completely divergent. As she tripped over a square root that was protruding from the erf and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she rounded off once more, she found herself inverted, apparently alone, in a non-Euclidean space.
She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her
curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. He wondered, "Was she still convergent?" He decided to
integrate properly at once.
Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated.
She could see at once by his degenerate conic and dissipative that he was bent on no good.
"Arcsinh," she gasped.
"Ho, ho," he said, "What a symmetric little asymptote you have I can see you angles have lots of secs."
"Oh sir," she protested, "keep away from me I haven't got my brackets on."
"Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator, "your fears are purely imaginary."
"I, I," she thought, "perhaps he's not normal but homologous."
"What order are you?" the brute demanded.
"Seventeen," replied Polly.
Curly leered "I suppose you've never been operated on."
"Of course not," Polly replied quite properly, "I'm absolutely convergent."
"Come, come," said Curly, "let's off to a decimal place I know and I'll take you to the limit."
"Never," gasped Polly.
"Abscissa," he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.
His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places, and began smoothing out her points of inflection. Poor Polly. The algorithmic method was now her only hope. She felt his digits tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever.
There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. Curly's radius squared itself; Polly's loci quivered. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. After he cofactored, he performed runge - kutta on her. The complex beast even went all the way around and did a contour integration. What an indignity - to be multiply connected on her first integration. Curly went on operating until he completely satisfied her hypothesis, then he exponentiated and
became completely orthogonal.
When Polly got home that night, her mother noticed that she was no longer piecewise continuous, but had been truncated in several places But it was to late to differentiate now. As the months went by, Polly's denominator increased monotonically. Finally she went to L'Hopital and generated a small but pathological function which left surds all over the place and drove Polly to deviation.
The moral of our sad story is this: "If you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single
degree of freedom."
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Unguru' bulan si FORDU !!

Mesajde paul filipan » 14 Oct 2008, 20:39

http://fordagastia.ro/blog/ .....am gasit si eu asta pe net...daca va intereseaza cititi...;);))....daca nu topic inchis:D
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Travian este un joc online bazat pe un browser web. Aici vei juca alaturi de mii de alti jucatori conducand, initial, un mic sat.
Jocul care te scapa de plictiseala, il joci de acasa de la servici, de la orice calculator care are acces la internet!
Este gratuit nu necesita nici un fel de download sau install!
Un sat te asteapta sa il dezvolti!
Fa conturi pe adresele de mai jos
Viteza de joc 7x, ai sanse reale de a castiga...
http://www.travian.ro/?uc=ro5_4131



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Re: de ce sa nu mai radem putin ?

Mesajde dumiflo » 15 Oct 2008, 07:31

Un irakian si un kuweitian stateau fata in fata in transee si se impuscau de zor.
La un moment dat irakianului i se blocheaza mitraliera.
- La bisda-bisdii ma-tii de pusc-imbutzit! injura irakianul in cea mai pura romaneasca de care era in stare.
Kuweitianul il aude si il intreaba mirat intr-o romaneasca la fel de pura:
- Bei bork de caine, de unde stii la tine rumineste, bei?
- Ieu facut jgoal la Rumania, bei gegule coclite!
- Zeu? Si unde fecut la tine jgoal?
- In Bucures.
-E! Si ce jgoal fecut tu, bei?
- Politehnica. Da' di ce?
- Pei si eu fecut jgoal la Romania.
- Daaa? Ce jgoal?
- Eu fecut Medicin la Tirgu Mures.
Irakianul intre timp isi reparase mitraliera si incepe sa traga si mai indarjit dupa kuweitian.
- Ia bei glons d'acia, la bizda ma-tii de ungur!!
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Re: de ce sa nu mai radem putin ?

Mesajde Chipu » 15 Oct 2008, 11:14

Dupa ce loveste un pieton, masina isi continua drumul inca vreo 10
metri... Soferul scoate capul pe fereastra si tipa: - Fii ba atent!!!
Pietonul se ridica repede, speriat, impleticindu-se si intreaba: - De
ce, dai inapoi?

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Sotia: "Mai bine ma casatoream cu dracul!"
Sotul: "Aiurea, scumpo! Casatoria intre rudele de sange este interzisa!"

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Dintr-un turn de paza al unui fort din vestul salbatic, santinela
striga: - Domnule capitan, vin indienii!!!
- Prieteni sau dusmani? intreaba capitanul.
- Cred ca-s prieteni, ca vin impreuna!
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Mesajde isotech_ro » 15 Oct 2008, 13:09

:D
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Mesajde DGAlexandru » 16 Oct 2008, 07:34

Mai toata lumea stie ce face un robot industrial intr-o zi de munca sau macar isi poate inchipui. Dar, mai mult ca sigur ca nimeni nu stie ce fac ei in week-end :

Sa tot lucrezi cu astfel de echipamente :)
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Mesajde KomandantuR » 16 Oct 2008, 08:38

Asta e un fel de vomitiv, nu? :)) Da' cred ca m-as da si eu o data.
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Mesajde isotech_ro » 16 Oct 2008, 19:36

apropos de criza, mai cu risu' plinsu' :-S http://economie.hotnews.ro/stiri-finant ... hellip.htm
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Mesajde Cornel001 » 16 Oct 2008, 20:37

=)) =)) scrie misto, "mama lui de ghertzoi"
Imagine

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Mesajde DanielArdelian2 » 17 Oct 2008, 13:45

Puteti cauta pe forum direct de pe Google. Exemplu: [ revizie ford fiesta site:clubford.ro ]
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Mesajde b3nd3r » 17 Oct 2008, 16:02

:)) =)) :)) =)) :)) =)) :)) =)) :)) prea tare faza.Cine are tupeu sa faca asa in Ro?

Ps:Va spun eu....va fii o noapte foarte "luuuuunga" la sectie


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Mesajde mihai79 » 17 Oct 2008, 17:56

luuunga si fara dinti... :)) :)) :))
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Mesajde muzica9 » 17 Oct 2008, 18:07

imi pare a facatura.




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Mesajde Maskatu » 18 Oct 2008, 07:25

idem.... camerele de politie din america sunt puse fix langa parbriz, adica cum puneti voi detectorul de radar. Camera aia e pusa intr-un oarecare unghi si muuult in spate. Adica se vede ca sta cineva cu ea pentru a filma. Sa nu mai punem la socoteala ca teoretic, politistii cand il vedeau ca isi da pantalonii jos, trebuiau de mult sa inceapa sa il casapeasca, si inca ceva... nu cred ca se putea controla atat de bine sa se ... in 2 sec :))
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Mesajde isotech_ro » 18 Oct 2008, 15:48

:D =)) :((

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