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Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?

Mesajde centrocar » 15 Sep 2010, 16:19

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Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?

Mesajde bricy » 15 Sep 2010, 20:58


"Nu întrebaţi ce poate să facă ţara pentru voi, întrebaţi-vă ce puteţi face voi pentru ţară"
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Mesajde bricy » 15 Sep 2010, 22:03


:))


dintii pentru unii sunt optionali


acesta e interzis minorilor, iar faza tare incepe de la minutul 1.10
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Mesajde PH3N0M3N » 16 Sep 2010, 11:55

am ras cu lacrimi la Locul 1 :)
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Mesajde DGAlexandru » 16 Sep 2010, 14:49

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Mesajde octa » 16 Sep 2010, 18:42

tulai! am ras de numa' vazand numaru' toyotei aleia! bai, ce idei au unii! oare a cui e?
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Mesajde Mihai L » 16 Sep 2010, 20:07

Cre' ca a lu' unu care a facut mate-fizica... =))
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Mesajde octa » 16 Sep 2010, 21:10

sau una?
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Mesajde forbidden27 » 17 Sep 2010, 08:39

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Mesajde buzatu ionel » 17 Sep 2010, 09:28

misto !!! parca-mi mirosea si mie a cauciuc ars !!!
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Mesajde O'neill » 17 Sep 2010, 09:32

Ce tare!! :)) :)) Chiar e de ras! :))
Da mai e si aici viewtopic.php?f=36&t=23346&start=40 mai pe la sfarsitul pagini. :-??
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Mesajde buzatu ionel » 17 Sep 2010, 18:53

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Mesajde verga_Cip » 20 Sep 2010, 12:54

Cat costa un articol pe ebay? Pai...depinde ce cauti. Dar daca ai gasit ce cautai, verifica cat costa trimisul pana in Romania =))
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Mesajde bricy » 20 Sep 2010, 20:18




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Mesajde DGAlexandru » 21 Sep 2010, 17:16

Experienta sau obisnuinta :D ?

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Mesajde PH3N0M3N » 21 Sep 2010, 17:47

^cred ca ambele, Alexe :)
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Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?

Mesajde isotech_ro » 21 Sep 2010, 18:23

si una si alta :D meserie nene =D> =D> =D>
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Mesajde isotech_ro » 22 Sep 2010, 08:00

:-?? =)) =)) =))
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Mesajde DGAlexandru » 22 Sep 2010, 08:54

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Mesajde isotech_ro » 22 Sep 2010, 12:28

o familie "talentata" :-?? :)) :))

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Mesajde marius3k » 22 Sep 2010, 20:10

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Mesajde pino2rock » 23 Sep 2010, 09:16

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Mesajde georgepopescu81 » 23 Sep 2010, 11:00

tare topul asta din libertatea :))) asta inseamna ca nu neaparat trebuie sa dai bani pe o masina scumpa ci mai bine dai banii pe un ford :P
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Mesajde Alin! » 23 Sep 2010, 15:22

Mai tari comentariile de sub el :))
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Mesajde isotech_ro » 23 Sep 2010, 20:23

serparie de catei :D =D> :D


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