Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
08 Ian 2011, 00:44
foarte interesant după minutul 2:30 .. dar in stilul asta inca 5 melodii si duce masina la programul rabla
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
08 Ian 2011, 21:04
Jetta Ad.
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
08 Ian 2011, 22:54
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
09 Ian 2011, 23:48
Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor man's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Fightin' and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion
Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died
One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't a-get you
Then the left one will
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
10 Ian 2011, 15:20
How bad is the economy, really?
The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!
The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.
It's so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.
The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!"
The economy is so bad, George W. Bush appeared in a flight suit and declared economic recovery was complete.
The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
The economy is so bad, Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss rose from the grave to write a new book: Green Eggs and Spam.
The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, "What a coincidence! That's just what we were going to ask you!"
The economy is so bad, rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent.
The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"
The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!
The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.
The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.
The economy is so bad that I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border to Mexico.
The economy is so bad, I became a Pastafarian hoping that a meatball will appear to me.
The economy is so bad that parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
The economy is so bad that even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.
The economy is so bad I saw a polygamist with only one wife.
The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a tan!
The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
The economy is so bad, I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad, mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, "Finish your meal! Don't you know there are starving children in the US?"
The economy is so bad, that a prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
It's so bad, a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
The economy is so bad, that Martha Stewart did a show on creative uses for food stamps.
The economy is so bad, Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
The economy is so bad, my sister had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
The economy is so bad, that I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
It's so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
The economy is so bad, hobos in Beverly Hills now have to drink tap water.
The economy is so bad, Barack Obama unveiled his plan to close Guantanamo Bay for good: He's turning it into a bank!
The economy is so bad, that the White House turkey turned down his Thanksgiving pardon-- all his wealth was in stocks, and he has nothing to live for.
The economy is so bad, Sarah Palin is only shooting moose for food, not for fun.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad, my niece told me she wants to dress up as a 401-K for Halloween so that she can turn invisible.
The economy is so bad, that instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
The economy is so bad that Roy's tigers are now eating him out of necessity.
The economy is so bad, the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
It's so bad, they built an Indian reservation on a casino.
The economy is so bad, people are standing behind George Bush wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.
The economy is so bad, Michael Phelps has to share a bong.
The economy is so bad that when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The economy is so bad, a certain celebutante changed her name to "Paris Holiday Inn."
The economy is so bad, Malia and Sasha Obama started a lemonade stand to raise money for bailouts.
It's so bad, the Lone Ranger sold his silver bullets on Ebay.
The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.
The economy is so bad that the only company hiring this week is the one that sends people to scrape bankers off the sidewalk on Wall Street.
It's so bad, they renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."
The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!
The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.
It's so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.
The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!"
The economy is so bad, George W. Bush appeared in a flight suit and declared economic recovery was complete.
The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
The economy is so bad, Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss rose from the grave to write a new book: Green Eggs and Spam.
The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, "What a coincidence! That's just what we were going to ask you!"
The economy is so bad, rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent.
The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"
The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!
The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.
The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.
The economy is so bad that I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border to Mexico.
The economy is so bad, I became a Pastafarian hoping that a meatball will appear to me.
The economy is so bad that parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
The economy is so bad that even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.
The economy is so bad I saw a polygamist with only one wife.
The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a tan!
The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
The economy is so bad, I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad, mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, "Finish your meal! Don't you know there are starving children in the US?"
The economy is so bad, that a prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
It's so bad, a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
The economy is so bad, that Martha Stewart did a show on creative uses for food stamps.
The economy is so bad, Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
The economy is so bad, my sister had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
The economy is so bad, that I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
It's so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
The economy is so bad, hobos in Beverly Hills now have to drink tap water.
The economy is so bad, Barack Obama unveiled his plan to close Guantanamo Bay for good: He's turning it into a bank!
The economy is so bad, that the White House turkey turned down his Thanksgiving pardon-- all his wealth was in stocks, and he has nothing to live for.
The economy is so bad, Sarah Palin is only shooting moose for food, not for fun.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad, my niece told me she wants to dress up as a 401-K for Halloween so that she can turn invisible.
The economy is so bad, that instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
The economy is so bad that Roy's tigers are now eating him out of necessity.
The economy is so bad, the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
It's so bad, they built an Indian reservation on a casino.
The economy is so bad, people are standing behind George Bush wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.
The economy is so bad, Michael Phelps has to share a bong.
The economy is so bad that when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The economy is so bad, a certain celebutante changed her name to "Paris Holiday Inn."
The economy is so bad, Malia and Sasha Obama started a lemonade stand to raise money for bailouts.
It's so bad, the Lone Ranger sold his silver bullets on Ebay.
The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.
The economy is so bad that the only company hiring this week is the one that sends people to scrape bankers off the sidewalk on Wall Street.
It's so bad, they renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
11 Ian 2011, 10:09
-Definitia frigului:
+20° - Grecii îmbracă puloverele (dacă şi le găsesc).
+15° - Cei din Hawai pornesc caloriferele (dacă le au).
+10° - Americanii tremură, ruşii seamănă porumb.
+5° - Îţi poţi vedea respiraţia. Maşinile italiene nu mai pornesc.Norvegienii fac o baie. Ruşii conduc cu geamurile deschise.
0° - Apa îngheaţă în America , în Rusia doar se întăreşte.
-5° - Maşinile franceze nu mai pornesc.
-10° - Începi să plănuieşti o vacanţă în Australia .
-15° - Pisica insistă să doarmă în patul tău. Norvegienii îmbracă puloverele.
-18° - Primăria din New York porneşte caloriferele. Ruşii fac ultimul picnic din sezon.
-20° - Maşinile americane nu mai pornesc. Cei din Alaska încep să poarte mâneci lungi.
-25° - Maşinile germane nu mai pornesc. Cei din Hawai sunt morţi.
-30° - Politicienii încep să discute despre cei fără locuinţe. Pisica preferă să doarmă în pijamaua ta.
-35° - Prea frig pentru a mai gândi. Maşinile japoneze nu mai pornesc.
-40° - Plănuieşti o baie fierbinte care să dureze două săptămâni.Maşinile suedeze nu mai pornesc.
-42° - Transporturile sunt oprite în Europa. Ruşii mănâncă îngheţată pe stradă.
-45° - Toţi grecii sunt morţi. Politicienii chiar încep să facă ceva pentru cei fără locuinţe.
-50° - Genele încep să ţi se lipească atunci când clipeşti. În
Alaska , oamenii îşi închid ferestrele de la baie.
-60° - Urşii albi încep să migreze spre sud.
-70° - Iadul îngheaţă.
- 73° - Serviciile speciale finlandeze îl evacuează pe Moş Crăciun din Laponia. Ruşii poartă căciuli cu urechi.
-80° - Avocaţii bagă mâinile în propriile buzunare.
-114° - Alcoolul etilic îngheaţă. Ruşii nu sunt fericiţi.
-273° - Zero absolut, mişcarea atomilor se opreşte. Ruşii poartă cizme.
-295° - 90% din planetă e moartă. Echipa de fotbal a Rusiei devine campioană mondială.
+20° - Grecii îmbracă puloverele (dacă şi le găsesc).
+15° - Cei din Hawai pornesc caloriferele (dacă le au).
+10° - Americanii tremură, ruşii seamănă porumb.
+5° - Îţi poţi vedea respiraţia. Maşinile italiene nu mai pornesc.Norvegienii fac o baie. Ruşii conduc cu geamurile deschise.
0° - Apa îngheaţă în America , în Rusia doar se întăreşte.
-5° - Maşinile franceze nu mai pornesc.
-10° - Începi să plănuieşti o vacanţă în Australia .
-15° - Pisica insistă să doarmă în patul tău. Norvegienii îmbracă puloverele.
-18° - Primăria din New York porneşte caloriferele. Ruşii fac ultimul picnic din sezon.
-20° - Maşinile americane nu mai pornesc. Cei din Alaska încep să poarte mâneci lungi.
-25° - Maşinile germane nu mai pornesc. Cei din Hawai sunt morţi.
-30° - Politicienii încep să discute despre cei fără locuinţe. Pisica preferă să doarmă în pijamaua ta.
-35° - Prea frig pentru a mai gândi. Maşinile japoneze nu mai pornesc.
-40° - Plănuieşti o baie fierbinte care să dureze două săptămâni.Maşinile suedeze nu mai pornesc.
-42° - Transporturile sunt oprite în Europa. Ruşii mănâncă îngheţată pe stradă.
-45° - Toţi grecii sunt morţi. Politicienii chiar încep să facă ceva pentru cei fără locuinţe.
-50° - Genele încep să ţi se lipească atunci când clipeşti. În
Alaska , oamenii îşi închid ferestrele de la baie.
-60° - Urşii albi încep să migreze spre sud.
-70° - Iadul îngheaţă.
- 73° - Serviciile speciale finlandeze îl evacuează pe Moş Crăciun din Laponia. Ruşii poartă căciuli cu urechi.
-80° - Avocaţii bagă mâinile în propriile buzunare.
-114° - Alcoolul etilic îngheaţă. Ruşii nu sunt fericiţi.
-273° - Zero absolut, mişcarea atomilor se opreşte. Ruşii poartă cizme.
-295° - 90% din planetă e moartă. Echipa de fotbal a Rusiei devine campioană mondială.
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
11 Ian 2011, 20:55
I just won the lottery from Reno 911
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
11 Ian 2011, 21:58
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
11 Ian 2011, 23:16
Hai ca azi sunt pe val
inca una inainte de culcare
Radio Show Subversion
A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”?
inca una inainte de culcare
Radio Show Subversion
A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”?
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
12 Ian 2011, 01:22
http://www.220.ro/farse/Trucul-Cu-Lingu ... weIus2DfM/
http://www.220.ro/farse/FARSA-Era-Sa-Mo ... PJCk6k0MO/
Bine ca nu se sperie fatalaul ala..
http://www.220.ro/farse/FARSA-Era-Sa-Mo ... PJCk6k0MO/
Bine ca nu se sperie fatalaul ala..
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
12 Ian 2011, 11:54
Nu va-am atasat un filmulet sau ceva, e pur si simplu un bilet de intrare pt un parc de animale la nemti unde, de fapt, e si un parculet pt copii. Am inceput sa rad de nebun cand am vazut ce imagine "sugestiva" am primit la intrare, bine ca biletele se cumpara de parinti...ai naibii nemtii astia 
P.S. mie amandoi cangurii mi se par adulti, voua?
P.S. mie amandoi cangurii mi se par adulti, voua?
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
13 Ian 2011, 00:47
uite o reclama la duster (amuzanta conceptia, spurcat limbajul)
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
13 Ian 2011, 01:11
Sa vezi si comentariile alora de pe 4Tuning 
...la reclama aia cu Dusteru
...la reclama aia cu Dusteru
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
13 Ian 2011, 19:12
http://www.220.ro/faze-tari/S-A-Bucurat-Ca-Proasta/xsWoXoZSbV/
http://www.220.ro/faze-tari/Remi-Gaillard-Top-10-Farse/HsatBrT53h/
http://www.220.ro/faze-tari/Iarna-La-Arabi/CStTMYbP2f/
http://www.220.ro/funny/Lectia-De-Baseball/HvmM4HHiMb/
http://www.220.ro/funny/Prost-Sa-Fii-Noroc-Sa-Ai/UFtBFar1pz/
http://www.220.ro/funny/Cate-Persoane-Incap-Maxim-Intr-Un-Vagon/B6nOYNEeRF/
http://www.220.ro/faze-tari/Remi-Gaillard-Top-10-Farse/HsatBrT53h/
http://www.220.ro/faze-tari/Iarna-La-Arabi/CStTMYbP2f/
http://www.220.ro/funny/Lectia-De-Baseball/HvmM4HHiMb/
http://www.220.ro/funny/Prost-Sa-Fii-Noroc-Sa-Ai/UFtBFar1pz/
http://www.220.ro/funny/Cate-Persoane-Incap-Maxim-Intr-Un-Vagon/B6nOYNEeRF/
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
14 Ian 2011, 11:01
un om hotarit ... cu cauciucuri de vara
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
14 Ian 2011, 11:04
mie nu imi vine sa rad la faza asta 
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
14 Ian 2011, 23:08
ba e chiar de ras
cat de tembel trebuie sa fii sa ambalezi la motor pana ia foc
si, daca tot a luat, l-ati vazut cumva agitand vre-un extinctor sau macar zapada; focul era mic initial, probabil cateva brate de zapada il innabuseau
cat de tembel trebuie sa fii sa ambalezi la motor pana ia foc
si, daca tot a luat, l-ati vazut cumva agitand vre-un extinctor sau macar zapada; focul era mic initial, probabil cateva brate de zapada il innabuseau
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
15 Ian 2011, 09:49
Banui ca are asigurare(oricum primeste mai mult decat face masina)...nici eu nu m-as agita ...
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Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
15 Ian 2011, 20:03
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
16 Ian 2011, 18:29
$1 scrie:$2anui ca are asigurare(oricum primeste mai mult decat face masina)...nici eu nu m-as agita
Asa cred ca e , eu am ramas socat cind l-am vazut pe unul care numai ca isi lovise Maseratiul cumparat de 2 saptamini si nu dadea 2 bani pe chestia asta
(poate va amintiti , era unul cu un Maserati rosu care a alunecat pe linia de tramvai prin Bucuresti )
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
17 Ian 2011, 18:23
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18 Ian 2011, 19:18
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18 Ian 2011, 21:28
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
19 Ian 2011, 10:49
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Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
19 Ian 2011, 14:09
sor'sa lu' 6 cai
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
19 Ian 2011, 15:16
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
19 Ian 2011, 19:28
Cat coasta bre unul de asta
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
19 Ian 2011, 19:40
vreau si eu 2-3 bucati...cine ar inventa asa ceva ar fi un om foooarte bogat
Re: De ce sa nu mai radem putin ?
19 Ian 2011, 19:48