Acesta este un e-mail intern (pentru angajatzii romani) de la o
reprezentantza in Romania a unei mari corporatzii > >
To: All Romanian Speaking Staff >
Subject: Improper Language Usage > > >
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian
speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is
highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All
personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules: > > >
1.. Words like f*tui, în p*la mea, p*la and other such expressions will not
be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a
discussion may become.
2.. You will not say si-a bagat p*la when someone makes a mistake, or s-a
cacat pe el if you see someone being reprehended, or baga-mi-as, when a
major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb a se caca
and a se f*te are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
circumstances will be referred to as p*la de om, cacanaru' or boul.
4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as p*lalau nor will
persons who lack initiative be referred to as muiangiu.
5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred
to as porcarii.
6.. Do not say f*tu-ti mata if somebody is persistent; do not add p*la mea,
if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must
not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) nor o sa ne-o traga when a matter becomes
excessively complicated.
7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say du-te-n p*la
nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, ce p*la mea vrei?.
8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial
partners bosorogi împutiti.
9.. Do not say ia mai mereti-n p*la cu cacatu' asta when a relevant project
is presented to you, nor should you ever answer f*tu-te-n c*ur when your
assistance is required.
10.. You should never call partner representatives as boul dracului or
tâmpitu' ala.
11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such
as p*zdulica buna, f*taciosu' or homalau' lu' peste.
12.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say ma sterg
la c*ur cu textul asta. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
Thank you. --
imi pare rau ca am pus atatea stelute....
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de levis » 14 Iun 2007, 23:20 
